Hello, my name is Amanda :)
Stephen King, Joyland (via halluzinogen)
there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.
Parents of the year since the 90’s
There’s two types of Autumn:
- the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food
- the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween
And I love them both!
Sunbeam In Green Lake by Evgeni Dinev on Flickr.
Your a fucking crazy ass bitch